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    NAG, NAG, NAG... nagging wife joke

    NAG, NAG, NAG...

    An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a
    Stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had
    Failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
    About, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you
    Been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured
    Himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
    Bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged
    Himself up the stairs.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told
    That her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of
    Execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

    Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go
    Up stairs and give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
    Husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

    'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

    He whirled around and screamed,

    'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

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    Gee, NJRiverman, New Jersey Democrats might pass a law stating that this is what ALL Legal American Citizens in New Jersey will have to have. Especially those who ask the GOOD Questions.

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    Boy is this the truth. 17 Rules Between Men and Women

    Boy is this the truth.

    17 Rules Between Men and Women

    1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
    2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
    3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
    4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
    5. The Female is never wrong.
    6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
    7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
    8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..
    9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
    10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
    11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
    12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
    13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
    14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
    15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
    16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
    17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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    2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
    What to you expect from a bunch of Liberal "Minivan" Moms? Just par for the course. They have nothing else.
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